Well the weekend is a good as shot and it's time to go back to work. A pretty busy weekend even though there was no biking involved. Saturday started with a Taekwondo marathon which I only attended from 9-11:30, it lasted until 4:30. Mr T. my 7 year old boy tested and has achieved his green belt, 1/2 way to black. It won't be long and he'll be able to kick my ass. Ms. K. my 5 year old girl tested and achieved her orange belt. She is a bit behind Mr. T. but she only started a couple of months ago. It's fun the watch the two of them. Mr. T. is good at his form but acts like he could never hurt anyone. Ms. K on the other hand is good at her form and gives you the idea she would love to put a hurt on you. I'm very proud of both of them.
After Taekwondo testing it was off the the Yotes game. Let's just put it this way it didn't turn out like I wanted it to. Mr. Brady put it best in saying if USD played that team 20 times we would win 19 of them. It was still a fun trip and many biking stories were told.
I spent the rest of Saturday night and Sunday morning sleeping in my recliner as I'm fighting a stuffed up head and a tough cough. It turns out being sick and screaming your head off for the Yotes does not mix. I woke up Sunday morning to get ready for church and had NO voice. I still hardly have any voice except a whisper but the stuffed up head is clearing and the cough is quickly going away. Hopefully I be feeling better tomorrow
Have a good week!
Later
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Politics
Official Democratic Party campaign car designed exactly the way Obama and Clinton lay out their campaign message
"A NEW DIRECTION"
You figure it out. I have a headache.
"A NEW DIRECTION"
You figure it out. I have a headache.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Back to the Grind
Winter, winter go away, I'm sick of you!! Sounds like the weather is going to turn to shit on us again so I guess that means back to the trainer for me. I would almost sooner eat glass. I was hoping to get in a ride tonight after work before the bottom drops out of the weather but for some reason I have a very tender ankle. I don't recall twisting it or rolling it but its a little black and blue and hurts with every step so I decided not to ride. Here is hoping this next system is winters last gasp. Bring me some 60 degree weather and sunshine SOON.
Later
Later
Monday, March 24, 2008
Tax Rebate
Tax Rebate
Now, if we spend our tax rebates at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China;
if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
.....and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America
.....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution.
Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.
I got my 42 million dollar letter today.
What are you spending yours on??
Ours is going to fund our Disney trip in June, so therefore I have renamed our rebate the Disney Incentive Plan.
Now, if we spend our tax rebates at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China;
if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
.....and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America
.....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution.
Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.
I got my 42 million dollar letter today.
What are you spending yours on??
Ours is going to fund our Disney trip in June, so therefore I have renamed our rebate the Disney Incentive Plan.
Friday, March 21, 2008
TGIF
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND,
look how far ass kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND,
look how far ass kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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