Monday, March 24, 2008

Tax Rebate

Tax Rebate
Now, if we spend our tax rebates at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China;
if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
.....and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America
.....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution.
Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

I got my 42 million dollar letter today.

What are you spending yours on??

Ours is going to fund our Disney trip in June, so therefore I have renamed our rebate the Disney Incentive Plan.
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7 comments:

  1. bikingbradyMarch 24, 2008 at 5:18 PM

    Nickname: The DIP

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  2. SD_pedalpowerMarch 24, 2008 at 6:42 PM

    Spending mine on Bike stuff from the LBS. That's where all my money goes to :)

    Nice post, sadly all true about so many things are no longer made in the USA.

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  3. TezMarch 25, 2008 at 4:55 PM

    It is sad but true.

    Disney is a GREAT way to spend your tax rebate. Nothing like paying for a little magic! I am jealous although we are going in 2009 for the Food and Wine festival...our motto for the trip: Food and Wine in 2009! (real original right!) Let me know if you need any Disney tips!

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  4. CDVMarch 25, 2008 at 6:19 PM

    Tez

    Any Disney tips you can provide would be appriciated. We have never been there so will be a totally new experience.

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  5. TezMarch 26, 2008 at 10:41 AM

    I sure can help you with that. How do we get each others email without putting on our blogs?

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  6. CDVMarch 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

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  7. CDVMarch 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    Tez,

    You can email me at ridevermillion@gmail.com and I will send you my personal email address.

    Thanks

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